![]() I couldn't sleep with them staring at me like that. I'd brave the “four-foot leap” to avoid whatever it was lurking beneath the bed ready to grab me in its claws, and sneak across the floor to where those dolls were displayed, and one-by-one turn them to face the wall. They give me the fantods.Ī visit to my aunt's house as a little girl would find me being put to bed in the “doll room” with the moonlight seeping in between the slats from the window blinds, shining into their death-stare glassy eyes. I can't even be in the same room with one without breaking out in gooseflesh. So haunted was I as a little girl, and as a guest in my aunt's “doll room” (ah, she was a collector, you see, and proud of her acquisitions) that I've loathed dolls ever since. These were some seriously demented “graven images” if you ask me. So a bunch of marketing geniuses back in the “olden days” started churning out these suckers:īecause we all know that “Hell Sells” and boy, did it ever! A toy revolution was born and suddenly every Victorian lassie wanted an awful porcelain-headed, beady-eyed companion to watch over her in the nursery. That thinking probably scared a lot of people. Py might have been born from that commandment in the Bible about not making a graven image or likeness of anything from the Heavens above or below (blah blah blah.) To do so would be idolatry or something and only pagans did that kind of nonsense, right? (Popularity Rate: 51 ) Who invented blow-up dolls? When my mum would be going mental about how the TV remote wasn't working AGAIN, I would be concentrating on looking as innocent as possible. It's actually one of the worst things ever! You can't be using a vibe with dead batteries. When I got my first vibrators at 14, I was forever sneaking batteries out of random electricals round the house. My defence, when caught, was ‘my tummy hurts’ which didn't really seem to cut the mustard. So I didn't think anyone would hear the noise (it was a very LOUD massager!). I was in there because everyone had gone to bed and the washing machine was on. My mum caught me with the massager in the kitchen once. Obviously there were slight differences, but this photo sums up my first 3 vibrators perfectly which I got at 14. Perfect for the g spot! Here's a similar photo of the 3: ![]() My first vibrator was a standard bullet vibe and also a little tiny one that looked like a lipstick (I used this at school). When I was 14, my boyfriend treated me in Anne Summers. Something a little like this, but without the bristles: (Popularity Rate: 71 ) What was your first ever sex toy, and how old were you?
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